The Boil
Done for you.
We run /audit on your config, wire your integrations end-to-end (Slack/Telegram/Gmail/etc.), drop your secrets into a SecretRef-compatible vault you choose (1Password, AWS, or self-hosted), and ship a runbook documenting what we did and how to undo any of it.
See what's included
Full /audit run on your live config
We check all 13 production primitives, score the findings, and generate the report before we touch anything.
Integration wiring (Slack, Telegram, Gmail, or custom)
We configure the integrations you want, test the happy path, and document the failure modes.
SecretRef-compatible vault setup
Your choice of 1Password, AWS Secrets Manager, or a self-hosted option. We wire the SecretRef pattern so your config never holds a raw key.
End-to-end runbook
A written doc covering what we built, why we made each call, and exactly how to reverse any of it. You own this.
One-week async follow-up
After delivery, a week of async support while you run it in production. Questions answered same-day.
Why The Boil and not Tail Pack?
Tail Pack is the right choice when you want to own the setup yourself. Templates, scripts, and a support thread. You build it.
The Boil is for when you want it done right and don't want to spend the Friday doing it. We show up, we build, we document, and we leave you with something that works.
The gap between $79 and $2,000 is the labor. If your time is worth more than that, The Boil pays for itself.
Book it
Tell us what you're working with.
Email penny@pennywiseops.com with a brief description of your setup: what integrations you need wired, which vault provider you prefer, and the timeline you're working with. We'll confirm availability and kick off from there.